Smoke at Akosombo, Sparks at Free Zones
By A Concerned Ghanaian · 27 April 2026 · Politics
I hope the ancestors have provided you with a comfortable seat, because the “Republic of Re-runs” has staged yet another episode. in its long-running political sitcom. This week’s feature The Curious Case of the CEO of the Ghana Free Zones Authority. Many of us had only a vague idea of what a “Free Zone” was, though recent events suggest it might simply be a place where one feels entirely too free with one’s tongue.
In her academic life, Dr. Awusi co-authored a paper on gender parity, arguing that inclusive governance and valuing women’s perspectives are essential for sustainable development. A thoughtful, principled call for justice.
She took it upon herself to warn the Chairman of the Church of Pentecost, Apostle Nyamekye, not to “descend” into politics delivered with the confidence and arrogance. And what was the Apostle’s great political provocation? Suggesting that perhaps the Church should reconsider baptizing people in water bodies because of galamsey activities. Apparently, advocating for clean water has been reclassified as partisan behavior. The worship of God apparently being hampered by activities of galamsey !
Even when the radio host tried to rescue her with a diplomatic life jacket, Dr. Awusi doubled down, questioning the “anointing” of the Man of God. When the backlash inevitably arrived, she issued the classic Ghanaian non-apology: “If you were offended, I am sorry.” It’s the rhetorical equivalent of saying, “I’m sorry you bruised yourself on my words.”
Then came the Chief of Staff. One might have expected a firm administrative response. Instead, we found him in church celebrating his 60th birthday, delivering gratitude so heartfelt it dissolved into tears. Before anyone could say “Jack,” he was on the pulpit weeping and apologizing on her behalf, calling it a mere “slip of the tongue.” A masterclass in emotional choreography why issue a dismissal letter when you can issue a tear-soaked testimony. And speaking of plot twists, the Chief of Staff, after weeping on the pulpit with the emotional range of a seasoned actor, was later spotted in his Sunday’s best, dancing his sorrows away. From tears to high life dance in under 24 hours. But the clergy are not retreating. The Moderator of the Presbyterian Church, Rt. Rev. Mante, has taken to the pulpit to warn politicians that their time is up until our rivers are restored.
Meanwhile, as if our national plot needed another twist, it appears Dumsor or at least its younger cousin, Brief Darkness has tiptoed back into the storyline. Some are already whispering about foul play, especially with reports of a fire at the Akosombo Dam. Only in this republic can a power outage come with its own conspiracy theory and a side of smoke signals.
So long,
Ato_KD